banks: please please please you have to bail us out or we'll go bankrupt

government: alright here's a check

consumers: i need more time to pay off my loan

banks: fuck you, show some personal responsibility

@kittybecca every heckin time. I'm starting to feel like that bald kid and the football.

@djsundog @kittybecca gotta love boeing on this subject too:

"we need $60 billion dollars YESTERDAY or we'll disappear and take you down with us"

ok, but we might take some equity for that much cash

"fuck u we don't need your money we just wanted to see how dumb you were"

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