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N.B.: ‼️⚠️ I give 🎁💝 precisely 📐⚖️ 0 fucks 🙅⛔💦 about social media 🐘📱, so I use this platform 🗣️📢 mostly as an outlet 🔌⚡💡 for pent-up anger 💢😤🤬 and anxiety 😰😵🤮. I'm not nearly 🚫💯 as much 📈➕ of an asshole 👉👌 IRL 🌎👽, at least I hope 🙏😅😇.

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"Queer" and "neurodivergent" are literally the only two labels I will tolerate re: my sexuality and my intellect. And only because people have this irrepressible urge to taxonomize every aspect of human behaviour.

Why did antisemites have to ruin triple parentheses for everyone?

Actually, my handwriting is so much better in Jewish than in Latin script. It's probably half the reason why writing in Yiddish brings me so much joy even though I suck at it.

I love writing the word אַזוי. It's just beautiful for some reason.

Someone who didn't fail out of first-year , explain to me if/how the Nyquist sampling theorem would apply to an image (as opposed, say, to music, where its application is more obvious).

✡.to is live!

Still no clue wtf I'm going to do with it though. Let me know your suggestions! 😅

Maybe I could set up an email provider/forwarder? How would y'all feel about @✡.to email addresses?

Do common mail providers even support emojis in addresses? 🤔

So, uh, I was just trying to see if an emoji could be registered as a domain name, and long story short, I now own ✡.to

What the fuck should I do with it? I didn't think this through 😰

In today's edition of "Is this article from Reductress or the Forward?" comes this Pulitzer-worthy piece of investigative journalism /s


@cheyenne God Only Asks Because Straight People Go To Hell

The amount of credit I am getting for my stumbling, mealy-mouthed French speaks volumes about the low expectations of Anglos when it comes to learning any foreign language at all.

Trudeau : I promise to hire ten times as many LGBTQIA+ drone operators
Libs Americans: 😍😍 hit my back walls daddy.

I do believe any company will just be better if it's worker-owned. The rich are leeches; they are completely unnecessary.

Did you know? I'm gay as HECK.

Hecka gay for
Enbies and all kinds of

"Do your part" energy conservation plans, like turning lights off when you leave the room, are great for your energy bill, but their job as part of "lowering carbon footprints" is to deflect from the big corporations that actually use the vast majority of the power.

For example, the average US stand-alone home uses ~11,000 kWh per year.

The VERY MOST EFFICIENT roadside LED billboard uses ~61,000 kWh per year. That number rises to ~323,000 kWh at the top end.

an advantage of labels is that they help people identify themselves, find resources and similar people for mutual support

a disadvantage of labels is that they can come to be elevated over the experience in question. questions like "am i trans?" or "am i gay?" are fundamentally flawed because the real questions should be internal, e.g.

1. what do I really want out of sex, love, gender, etc.?
2. how does my current life reflect these desires?
3. how can i make my current life reflect them more?

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